A little old lady telephoned St. Annes Hospital. She hesitantly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator replied, “Sure I can, what’s the name and room number?”
The operator said , “Just hang on for a moment please while I check with the nurse.”
A few minutes passed and the operator returned to the phone and said.
“Hello there, all good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing extremely well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Taylor, has scheduled her to be discharged from hospital on Wednesday.”
The old lady perked up and said, “Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!”
The operator replied, “You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?”
The grandmother said, “No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me sh*t.”
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