I’m going to put it out there straight away by saying I have absolutely no time for drunk drivers. Regardless of that, it happens and if you’re the person to find someone passed out at the wheel before the cops, how do you react?
Well, Redditor ‘Krazy Legs‘ took a different approach when he found a wasted guy passed out at the wheel at around 3AM.
My next thought is, perhaps he wasn’t driving at all and just decided to kip in his car for the night but the Redditor found him non-responsive and described in his own words, “I found this guy passed out drunk with his car running outside of a bar at 3:00 am. The bars close at midnight where I am, so I tried to wake him up, but he just kept mumbling and continued to sleep. I decided to hide his keys in the backseat, just in case a cop came, and left him a note and some water. I realized once I was sober that a cop would probably just read the note and arrest him anyway, but at least I tried.”
This is the note he left,
I must say, the bottle of water was a nice touch. We could probably all do with a drunk knight now and then for our own reasons – if you’re reading this Drunk Knight, please remove my phone from me when inebriated, thank you.
Meanwhile, he promises to stand vigilant to watch over pissheads and saving them from themselves.