This bad tempered German man seems to have gone out of his way to cut off his nose to spite his face. While he didn’t actually cut off his nose, he did take a saw to just about everything else which he owned. Following a breakup with his love, Laura, he decided to do something radical.
Having been with her for twelve years, there were a fair few shared purchases. So what did he do? Cut everything in half, of course. He then posted Laura’s half (or halves) back to her and put his on eBay. A truly psychotic process, this tech-savvy hero of heartbreak recorded himself cutting the various possessions in half and then put the video on YouTube.
The classic dispute over who’s on whose side of the bed has finally been solved
This is where it gets rather dark…
The lamp absolutely makes this photo
She was always saying he sounded like a broken record. Joke’s on her now
With his unwavering dedication to the cause, even the bike wasn’t safe
I love that this has been delicately put back on the wall
This looks like some sort of trick or illusion. In reality, it’s just the work of a very upset man
A bold statement though he may have made, I can’t help but think that by far the better option would have been to divvy up the items between the two of them. This would have saved them literally thousands of euros. All the same, he had a point to make and he made it.