As I told your associate, I am willing to pay $100,000 USD to have intercourse with a male grizzly bear.
You associate said that would be possible; however, I do not want a retired circus bear as he offered.
I want a wild grizzly bear. And I don’t want the bear to be caged or drugged. I want the full experience of “mating” with a bear in the wild.
Of course, the bear will likely not submit to me. Is it possible I could wear a grizzly costume? Actually, that would probably only work for a female bear and I want this bear to be a male Griz, a very fit one.
How do we make this happen?
Could your men hold the Grizzly stationary while I mount the bear? It’s possible the bear would then submit after a brief struggle???
When I had sex with a lion that’s what my guides did — held it until it submitted. Who knows… maybe the bear will like it. I had an Ostrich that seemed to enjoy it.
Again, I’m offering $100,000 which is a lot of money that I think you would be foolish to turn down. My budget allows no more than this. So please don’t ask.
Respond ASAP. I want to get this moving along.
We have no idea if authorities are searching for Kernel. It is believed he is a U.S. citizen.
But good luck with shagging this trophy Mr. Kernel!! I hope the bear rips you to shreds!!