~Your Kids are becoming you……but your grandchildren are Perfect!
~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!
~You Forget names…. But it’s OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything…. Especially Golf.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It’s Called “pre-sleep”.
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” Switch..
~You tend to use more 4 letter words .. “what?”…”when?”… ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody Whispers.
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet…. 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!
