People Who Should NOT Be Taking A Selfie Right Now
1. Did you just put your kid in timeout so you could take a selfie?
2. Hey, firefighter! Shouldn’t you be, you know, fighting that fire?
3. Dude, you don’t need to do that.
4. Please explain yourself, sir.
5. Just doing some late night shopping online.
6. This is why you ALWAYS lock the bathroom door.
7. Doc’ caught me slippin’.
8. ERMAHGERD! LOOK OUT!
9. Uh, I’m pretty sure your child is drowning in the bathtub, lady.
10. Girl, you nasty.
11. Your clothes are on fiiiiiiiiiiiire.
12. Guarantee she failed this class.
13. Whatcha doing there?
14. Thanks for taking a picture of this very moment.
15. Stop it! You’re scaring the children!
16. While person hygiene is important, I don’t really think you need to document it.
17. “Welp, my work here is done.”
18. Come on. At least put your baby down.
19. OMG, JENNY! STOP POOPING!
20. Why so pantless?
21. Being super helpful.
22. You are so dumb. For real.
23. “NOOOOO!! I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE DOOR!!”
24. Watch out! We got a badass over here!
25. But why?