Jokes & Cartoons Jus' Funny

It would suck if the world ended today…

  • I would never have found out who let the dogs out,
  • The way to get to Sesame Street,
  • Why Dora doesn’t just use Google maps,
  • Why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”,
  • Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed,
  • Why “abbreviated” is such a long word,
  • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons,
  • Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections,
  • Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
  • Why do you sit in the stands?
  • Why do you drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
  • Why did Joanie love Chachi?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?
  • And why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
  • And just what is Victoria’s secret?

You see…. the world just has to keep going…..
Smile and have a lovely day! ≧^◡^≦

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