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Man Sells 4 Year Old Son On Craigslist For Money to Pre-Order Apple Watch


NEW YORK CITY – A 22 year old man named Jason Arenas has been arrested by New York police after allegedly selling his 4 year old son and his own soul on Craigslist for $500, so he could pre-order the new Apple Watch.

Authorities arrested Jason earlier today after people began notifying the police of a Craigslistlisting where a man was selling his soul and son for $500.00 to “pre-order the new Apple Watch. Authorities saw the listing and found that Jason was advertising his son as “hard working” and “doesn’t eat a lot” (See screenshot of the craigslist ad below). Authorities grew suspicious as to whether it was joke or true. A group of NYPD officers decided to visit the home of Jason and found that his 4 year old was nowhere to be found. Police also found a printed receipt on his kitchen table for the purchase of the Apple Watch, which releases April 25th, 2015.


Authorities began to question Jason as to where his son was, and finally admitted that he sold him already, along with his soul. After telling the authorities who he sold his son to, the 4 year old child was retrieved a few hours later, however, Jason’s soul was not able to be retrieved. Jason was arrested for one count of child trafficking.

Reporters managed to interview Jason about the sale of his son and why, Jason responded with: “I really wanted that Apple Watch fam, I seen that sh*t in videos and was like nah I need to get it, does my son tell me what time it is? No. Does my son tell me who sneak dissin’ on Twittery? No, but that Apple Watch could. Everybody mad cause I sold my son but did he die? No, okay then so we all good“. Jason can face up to 3 years in prison for selling his son via Craigslist if found guilty in a court of law.