Las Vegas, NV – A frisky 92-year-old great-grandmother, Mildred Vandorsum, was hospitalized over the weekend after “tricking out” her vagina with her granddaughters Bedazzle kit. According to family members, Vandorsum had signed up for an online… –
But everything took a horrible turn on Saturday evening when Vandorsum began complaining of shortness of breath, nausea and dizziness. Her daughter, Ruth, insisted on taking Vandorsum to the hospital. When they arrived, Ruth explained to the ER doctor that her mom had been on a date with the younger man the previous night and it may have been a bit much on her. But that’s when Vandorsum interrupted, and confessed to the doctor the real story.
“Oh I don’t think it was the date itself sweetie,” said Vandorsum as she explained the possible cause of her symptoms to the ER doctor. “I think it might have been that damn Bedazzle kit I stole from Lizzie’s room before my date on Friday. I decided to bling out my goodies, you know just like those rap stars do to their teeth. And I did just that. And boy was he surprised. I laid on my side and lifted my leg in the air and said ‘Hey Yum Yum do you like my new smile, it’s VaJazzled!’ I was blinged from front to back. He said it looked more like a frown. But that didn’t stop him!” – See more at: http://now8news.com/elderly-lady-hospitalized-after-bedazzling-her-vagina-with-granddaughters-arts-and-crafts-kit/#sthash.aOTXzvFv.dpuf
After the examination, the doctor found that several of the gems had been forced up into Vandorsum’s uterus. Additionally, she had used superglue to adhere the gems to her vaginal area, causing poisoning to her system. The superglue and the gemstones were settled into her vaginal wall for over 24 hours causing swelling, infection and lesions. Vandorsum was treated and released the following day. Doctors say this is not the first time they have seen somebody come into the emergency room for trying to spruce up their feminine parts. However, they did say this is the first time they had ever seen anybody above the age of 50.